incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Elizabeth Bennet: You piss me off so much.

Mr. Darcy: I literally just said “hello.“

Elizabeth Bennet: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

jasonmendoza:

Jameela Jamil Accidentally Used a Vibrator as a Hair Curler

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Elizabeth Bennet: I like that we say “Oh, man” to express disappointment. Because men, in fact, are disappointing.

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Mr. Darcy: I assure you I am the most attractive person in this room.

Elizabeth Bennet: [enters the room]

Mr. Darcy: Nevermind.

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Caroline Bingley: Mr. Darcy, you’re always so good looking. I don’t understand, are you single by choice?

Colonel Fitzwilliam: Yeah, but not his.

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Mrs. Bennet: Lizzie, get that hideous thing out of the house.

Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Collins] Mama wants you out of the house.

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Lydia Bennet: Mr. Bingley is hot.

Lydia Bennet: Mr. Wickham is hot.

Lydia Bennet: Why is everyone hot?

Mary Bennet: Global warming.

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Mr. Bingley: You’re my best friend, Darcy. Last year we shared a tooth brush.

Mr. Darcy: I was not aware of that.

Mr. Bingley: We did.

tayorswift:

There are people who’ve said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive of gay marriage, gay adoption… With all due respect, I humbly dissent. I am not being brave, I’m a decent human being… Love is a human experience, not a political statement.

hmslusitania:

janothar:

wombatking:

janothar:

killowave:

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

dailyironwing:

Danny and Colleen in Luke Cage, season 2.

marvelsdefenders:

#my only three moods
Bonus:

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Elizabeth Bennet: Maybe, because you’re good-looking, you’re used to getting away with things. But, I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Mr. Darcy: You think I’m good-looking?

fuckyeahjamieandclaire:

“This relationship between Claire and Jamie is what is really at the heart of this show. This show has so many elements but what binds it all together is this incredible love story between Claire and Jamie: it’s beyond time, it’s beyond place, it’s metaphysical and I think so much of it is… this is the aspirational love story that we all want. It doesn’t matter even if two hundreds years separate you, you will find each other and it’s that connection of souls but what I think Claire loves about Jamie so much and when she first meets him is that emotional intelligence he has and he’s so kind, he’s a man of his word and he’s thoughtful, and for Claire he just brings this part of her alive and she just thrives in that kind of atmosphere.”

— ET Canada - Caitriona Balfe On ‘Outlander’ Season 4 - Caitriona reflects on Claire and Jamie’s relationship over the years

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rest my neck. It’s sore from looking down on you.